My role as Jake Ryan
Jun 27th, 2008 by dino-ray
The reason I went to NY last week was because of my friend, Janet’s b-day.
On the last night, her roommate and our friend Erline wanted to fulfill her wish of having Jake Ryan sitting on a table with her along with a Carvel birthday cake a la Sixteen Candles circa 1984 (i.e. she wanted to be Sam Baker a.k.a. Molly Ringwald):

Instead, she got this…

Janet looks happy while I look like someone just violated me.