The reason I went to NY last week was because of my friend, Janet’s b-day.
On the last night, her roommate and our friend Erline wanted to fulfill her wish of having Jake Ryan sitting on a table with her along with a Carvel birthday cake a la Sixteen Candles circa 1984 (i.e. she wanted to be Sam Baker a.k.a. Molly Ringwald):

Instead, she got this…

Janet looks happy while I look like someone just violated me.
- Excited
- Fascinated
- Amused
- Bored
- Sad
- Angry
