So You Think You Can Dance: July 16, continued…
Jul 16th, 2008 by dino-ray
Thank God for DVR…okay, so where was I?
So Gev and Chelsie just made it hot with a contemporary routine.
I will say one thing I don’t like about these episodes with the top 10: I don’t enjoy watching the solos THAT much. I like two see people dancing together, I don’t like seeing people dance by themselves. Hell, if I wanted to see someone dance by themselves, I would just look in the mirror because I dance with myself all the time. I could dance by myself NON STOP. I love dancing by myself, it relieves so much stress. It makes me feel free and it makes me love myself more…okay, maybe dancing with yourself isn’t too bad.
Okay so now Courtney and Joshua do a rumba and during their rehearsal footage there’s this soft-core porn music playing. And then they dance to “Hero” by Enrique Iglesias – that is so hot and grope-worthy.
Kherington and Mark do a jazz piece choreographed by Mr. Tyce to the song “Canned Heat” by Jamiroquai – it’s so “Center Stage.”
As am I watching it, I am not that entertained by it. Let’s see what the highlights from the panel.
Lil C: He liked it alright.
Mary: I like how she tries to soften her harsh critiques. It’s so condescending!
Nigel: Compares it to a driving test. They pass with no passion.
Busted.
Will does a solo and Twitch and Comfort do a Dave Scott hip-hop routine. This should be FIRE!
What the hell is Twitch wearing? It’s like marching band uniform from “Captain EO.” Highlighted quotes from the judges…
Lil C: “That was kind of buck.”
Mary: (said in her screeching hyena hybrid voice) I THOUGHT IT WAS BUCK TOO!
Nigel: It didn’t look choreographed. It looked like you were dancing for the fun of it.
Okay, I can live with that. Finally, some praise for Miss Comfort. You go girl with your silver eyeshadow and lips.
After Kherington and her smile do a solo, Will and Katee do another first for SYTYCD, a Pas de Deaux…
FIERCE! Katee is very bendy and SURPRISE! Will is shirtless. If he just stays shirtless throughout the whole competition he could possibly win this thang.
This was totally intense – even if they danced to a song by the lyrical leprechaun, David Archuleta. BEAUTIFUL LINES! (if all else fails, say that in your critiques and you give the illusion that you have some sort of dance expertise.)
Lil C: He used the words, “fervor,” “mediators,” “intercessors” and other $5 words.
Mary: I think she was trying to cry.
Nigel: He gives props to Desmond Richardson for 45 minutes – which is well deserved. Anyways, he called them out on their mistake in the beginning, but uses it in their favor – he calls them BRILLIANT.
They really like these two. They really like hanging on Katee’s nuts.
So Joshua does his solo thing and then Gev and Chelsie do a jive…
Wow…Gev is really impressing me. He kinda looks like Benji while doing this but less annoying.
Lil C: BUSTED! He called out Gev and said that Chelsie out-danced him!
Mary: Her teeth look whiter or she looks tanner. And she agreed with Lil C. And can she be any louder? For real – calm down.
Nigel: I don’t like his shirt, but he agreed with the others.
My choice for who’s leaving? I am going to guess Comfort and…Gev or Mark? I don’t the guys are hard to choose from…
I guess we’ll see tomorrow!