First off, the show’s tone was set with this HOT routine to Missy Elliott’s “Shake Your Pom Pom”


…busted. It was only a snippet of the performance. Ah, well.

I am watching this show right now and so far the top two crews are: So Real and Super Cr3w – which means Fanny Pak and Boogie Bots are in the bottom.

It also means that Missy is lookin’ quite fierce tonight with her nails did, chunky rings and signature uber-swoop eye covering hair. And was it me or was she lip-syncing tonight?

Anyways, she’s crazy. She is outta control and I’ve loved her since that inflatable trash bag outfit in “The Rain” video.

So here’s how I break it down…

Photos by Polk Imaging

So Real: This performance was the first time I got excited for them. Like everyone else, I loved that intro to their “One Minute Man” routine. Good, concise choreography. And by the way, now that Ailyn’s parents are supporting her dancing, can we stop talking about that now? She’s on nationwide television. That’s all she needed to get love from her parents.

Super Cr3w: SICK. I hate using that word, but his was just out of control. Their song basically summed up their presence on the show: “We Run This.” If they don’t win, I am just going to ban this show from my TV for the rest of my life.

Boogie Bots: “I DO NOT GET EXCITED WHEN I SEE THE BOOGIE BOTS!” Busted. Neither do I. I did like that video game routine they did a while back, but since then, I’ve been…eh. This routine to “Work It” seems a little sloppy. It wasn’t captivating me, but it was okay. And now Shane just said, “I didn’t see one thing in there that tells me you should be on this show.” Hmmmm…I think I know who’s going home.

Fanny Pak:INSANE! FANNY PAK! FANNY PAK! FANNY PAK! THEY DEMOLISHED IT TONIGHT! “Get Your Freak On” indeed. Lil Mama got crunk with her critique – saying something like, “YAWL ARE PROOF THAT AN UNDERDOG CAN MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE TOP!” She was kinda angry but complimenting them at the same time. Oh yeah, it also seems that she resorted back to her collection of sequin baseball weaves. Man, if Fanny Pak ain’t in the top, I don’t know what I am going to do.

Side note: Missy didn’t really get crunk until she saw FP. AND it was the first time the judges gave a unanimous standing ovation!

Needless to say, we know who went home…



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