An intelligent conversation about politics
Aug 6th, 2008 by dino-ray
Last night, I had a really profound conversation with my friend Marques about politics (via AIM). This is how it went down:
Me: oh did u see this:
Marques: OMG
Me: I
Me: KNOW
Marques: Wait, I heard about them making this
Me: YES
Me: it comes out this fall
Me: with thandie newton playing cunnilingus rice
Me: too soon
Marques: I will sleep outside a theater just to give my 8 dollars
Me: i think its too soon
Marques: I LOVE IT
Marques: NO
Me: is it a comedy?
Marques: It’s late!
Me: i think it is
Marques: His era is over
Me: the movie is basically showing how G-dub hasnt changed
Me: since his drunken days of college
Me: he was stupid then
Me: and he’s stupid now
Me: THE END
Marques: This would have stirred the pot so much more if it would have come out earlier
Me: cunnilingus rice
Marques: how can you call this dowdy
Me: OH FUCK
Me: SHE IS WEARING THE LATEST FROM THE MATRIX MARCHING BAND COLLECTION BY JOSTENS
Marques: hahahahahahahaa
Me: cunnilingus rice scares me
Marques: Nooooo, you cant be scared of someone that wears sunglasses from Valero…
Me: cunnilingus sent enough frosted flakes box tops to get those glasses
Marques: It was a BOOK IT prize
Me: OH FUCK
Me: BOOK IT
Me: i am a filipino condie rice
Marques: I mean a bogo special is a bogo special…
Me: i bet u she hired a stylist that day
Marques: thats actually a hat
Me: she looks like an older version of vanessa huxtable
Marques: with moral combat finishing move lurking
Me: oh my
Me: she is just a mess
Me: thats the problem with the white house
Me: no one is attractive in that bitch
Me: if obama wins…at least he’s considerable
Me: and michelle is decent looking
Me: mccain has some skin disease
Me: and cindy looks like an evil elf
Marques: like i say “BLACK IS THE NEW PRESIDENT”
Me: AGREED
Wow. We are SO smart.