I am a yoga prude…
Aug 6th, 2008 by dino-ray
I just got back from a yoga class with my sister and the instructor told me I have tight hips.
I didn’t know how to take that as she caressed my hips and then my back. I think she wanted a reason to touch me. Because I definitely wanted her to touch me…WHOO! YEAH! IT WAS HOT!
Okay, not really.
But tight hips - that makes me think that I am tight and I don’t have the child bearing hips that I thought I had.
Anyways, I was sweating a lot and we were doing some pose that was like a b-boy freeze and my knees were so sweaty that I couldn’t do it. I whispered “FUCK! MY KNEES ARE SWEATY!” to my sister…I thought that was appropriate for a yoga class.
Oh yeah, someone was smelling like fish up in that bitch.