I hate it when my friends call my douche “outdated.” It makes me feel so uncool. I know I always try to keep in vogue when it comes to the latest technological and fashionable advances in a douche.

Is it me or were people more open about their douching back in the ’80s and ’90s?



That jingle is so catchy!

Why did I have a sudden urge to blog about douche commercials? I have no idea. That’s what happens when you are partially unemployed and you are trying to stop smoking.