Big heads and sweat on Gossip Girl
Sep 15th, 2008 by dino-ray
Two things stood out to me in tonight’s episode of Gossip Girl:
1.) Everyone was sweaty. I understand that there was this whole “hot and heavy” theme going on in this episode (hence the sweat), but if the directors or whoever wanted to make it look sexy, they failed. Everyone looked like basted turkeys and glazed doughnuts.
2.) Remember that scene when those mini-GGs confronted Dan and Serena in Central Park? One of them had this abnormally large head - it was like Pangea sized. It was freaking me the hell out.
And is it me or is Dan and Serena’s storyline the most boring (not to mention Jenny’s)? And aren’t you just loving the fact that Nate and his man-bangs are whoring themselves around for the sake of family? By far, Chuck wanting to bone Blair is the best! Best line of the evening was said by Serena to Chuck: “Don’t use Blair as sexual Drano!”
I think it would be magical to be an extra on Gossip Girl. But who would I be? Would I be a street thug from Brooklyn? Or would I be an Upper East Sider wearing a headband and drowning my sorrows in money and alcohol? I think I would prefer the latter. I would love to just wear a headband and look as devilishly fabulous as Blair. In fact, I think that’s what I am going to wear tomorrow: a headband, sailor shirt and a plaid pleated skirt.
You know you love me. XOXO