‘New Moon’ re-cover or Harlequin romance novel?
Jun 24th, 2009 by dino-ray
The warm loving embrace. The smoldering eyes. The vampire in the moon. This re-cover is the cheesiest thing ever – and I love it.
I wonder if they changed the text of the novel to match the Harlequin romance vibe this cover is sending out. I wonder if Bella says stuff like, “Jacob’s warm manhood was no comparison to the frigid delight of Edward’s hard, cold, statuesque body. As I lay there in my moist cavernous room in Forks, I ponder the departure of my innocence. I can’t help but have my delicate fingers trace my bosom with thoughts of one of them throwing me down on my plush bed and wrestling the sheets that were once starched to perfection.”
Whoo. That even made me a little hot.
And P.S. Taylor Lautner’s hair is better short.
hey, this is the future anna wintour from lorraine’s fashion journalism class! i remember when you mentioned somewhere you’d be teaching at the academy, but i never really put two and two together. so seeing you was a surprise! hope to see some quote-unquote “juicy” stuff soon
HAHAHAHAHAHA…I love it! Dino, you should write romance novels…
I KNOW! I was writing that and I was all, I could really write cheesy shit like this! It’s so FUN!
TWILIGHT!! *starts squealing like a little girl*
I remain on Team Edward, despite the absolute crap Meyer came out with for Breaking Dawn.