The expendable Ashley (Alexis Dziena) swoons Eric (Kevin Connolly)

Dear Ashley,

You were cute for the first five seconds of your time on Entourage. Now you are just getting in the way…and you look 12-years-old…and you are irritating.

If there were an option on Facebook to “Not be a Fan” of you, I, along with 10 of my other friends, would pick that option.

Your services are no longer needed. Please leave.

Regards,

Dino-Ray and the general public

P.S. You can stay on the show if you make E realize that he is giving up a good thing with Sloan (Emmanuelle Chriqui). Man she’s hot.