Twilight: New Moon hasn’t even come out and websites are already posting pictures from Eclipse, the third installment of the soon-to-be fatigued vampire tween saga – and the picture they put in People magazine is the most boring piece of bullcorn I have seen:

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Really? People are hyping up this movie with a picture of the two stars canoodling in Lowe’s garden center? Even the craft service table would be more exciting than this.

That said, for people who post “First Look” pictures of movies, make it worthwhile – or at least have something for us to chew on – like nudity or something like that.

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