Enlightening Gmail chat: The wonder of lettuce
Oct 20th, 2009 by dino-ray
Once again, Zaid and I have profound conversation over Gmail chat
me: the salad i had was very lackluster
zaid: wrong dressing
me: no – poor quality produce
zaid: oh
me: iceberg lettuce does not a salad make
zaid: yeah, that can be an issue
me: i dont like iceberg. i like fresh greens picked from a valley by a robust woman with big titty balls
zaid: yeah, iceberg lettuce is only good on hamburgers – lettuce surprise you
me: LETTUCE SURPRISE YOU…LETTUCE ENTICE YOU…LETTUCE FEED YOU (brought to you by the national board of lettuce)
zaid: brought to you because you lettuce
me: THATS A ZINGER!
zaid: is this blog worthy?
me: i was just thinking that
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