Once again, Zaid and I have profound conversation over Gmail chat

Lettuce

me: the salad i had was very lackluster

zaid: wrong dressing

me: no – poor quality produce

zaid: oh

me: iceberg lettuce does not a salad make

zaid: yeah, that can be an issue

me: i dont like iceberg. i like fresh greens picked from a valley by a robust woman with big titty balls

zaid: yeah, iceberg lettuce is only good on hamburgers – lettuce surprise you

me: LETTUCE SURPRISE YOU…LETTUCE ENTICE YOU…LETTUCE FEED YOU (brought to you by the national board of lettuce)

zaid: brought to you because you lettuce

me: THATS A ZINGER!

zaid: is this blog worthy?

me: i was just thinking that

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