Beyonce and her Crystal Geyser
Nov 2nd, 2009 by dino-ray
What do you get when you combine refreshing bottled “Alpine” water, my least favorite song from I Am…Sasha Fierce, Japan and lots of water park-like CGI? You get this:
How did I not discover this commercial sooner? It came out in March 2009 for crying out loud. More importantly, how can I get my hands on one of those limited edition bottles:

And P.S. – I must give my blogging students props for drawing my attention to this revolutionary piece of advertising.
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