Based on the posters, previews and Taylor Lautner’s new buffed bod, New Moon is going to do two things: 1.) Make girls swoon and drool. and 2.) Make guys want to work out.
Do I really need to be reminded that I don’t have the washboard abs of an oily variety werewolf bohunk?
Forget the lovelorn werewolf-vampire-human love triangle – this movie is all about seeing who cannot wear a shirt for the longest period of time.
Guys who have bodies like this are not human at all. You have to be a werewolf in order to have a body like this.
How does this post make you feel?
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