Just in case you didn’t know, New Moon comes to theaters Friday (Nov. 20) – and December issues of magazines are here to remind us. Constantly remind us.

It’s a good thing because I was starting to forget.

The New Moon threesome (a.k.a. Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Robert Pattinson) crammed themselves on to the cover of Entertainment Weekly:

Pattinson and his hair went solo on not only the cover of American Vanity Fair but said bongiorno on the Italian version:

He is also joined by Stewart in an awkward embrace on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar:

In addition to all that, Lautner showed some torso with a GQ photoshoot and Pattinson was featured on the cover of the French film mag Premiere.

Those three weren’t the only ones who got in on the action. My homeboy Kellan Lutz (a.k.a. Emmett) appeared in a photoshoot for Cosmopolitan AND he made it hot on the cover of Doggie Afficionado.


Then you have all those “special edition” no-name tween mags that look like a tween put it together with her amateur Photoshop skills. You can’t turn a corner without all this New Moon malarkey staring you in the face – and this blog isn’t any different.

Overkill? I think not.

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