Enlightening Gmail chat: ‘Video Phone’ by Beyonce ft. Lady Gaga

For the record, Zaid and I had this chat around the time when the video premiered.

zaid: beyonce looks ridiculous – like…in a good way

me: theres one part where she looks hot – timestamp 2:52. Beyonce has straight cut bangs and she’s pole dancing on a rifle

zaid: snap

me: SNAP IS RIGHT

zaid: i like how she gets that dirty south track

me: yes – THE DIRRTY DIRRTY

zaid: ooooo…she needs to put that ass away…its dangerous

me: yea. she is outta control with that badonk-a-donk

zaid: oooooooooooo…i finally got to 2:52…i cant watch anymore…good gawd. this shouldnt be played at all…its dangerous…

me: it was like sugar pop booty overload

zaid: and i thought beyonce looked good before..

me: she has body

zaid: when she does that hair like that..i’m speechless…this is my face: :-O

me: HAHA

zaid: thats visual overload – sopowerful, it shutdown all of my other senses. i’ve become a beyonce fan after that video…

me: oh good – what about gaga…i am scared that i might be a fan

zaid: well, i liked the music – i just dont like looking at her much…u know when gaga’s dancing…but the video is like strobe light flashing – they shoulda just kept doing that…because watching her try to dance to this beat was ghastly

me: yea – but B knows how to work it – i’ll give her that

zaid: yeah…she’s seduction pro – she should sell software…Beyonce’s Seduction Pro

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