What did we learn from ‘Lost’ last night?

Sun looks squeaky clean in last night’s episode of ‘Lost’

After watching the new episode of Lost called “The Substitute,” I came up with some new important points to the show:

1.) Sun is ALWAYS clean: No matter how much physical labor she does, Sun never looks dirty. She is always clean and put together. Her skin is radiant, she never has a single pit stain, nor does she ever have a spot of dirt on her. This is especially evident in the scene where they bury Locke. But why is she always clean? Is this the island’s doing? Do they always want to leave her Zest fully clean?

2.) Sawyer needs some new underwear: Faux Locke barges in on Sawyer while he is drinking whisky in his own filth an Sawyer isn’t lookin’ too hot. In fact, he looks nasty. Dressed in his underwear, you can see a little somethin’ that looks as though he soiled himself on his drawers. Ew.

3.) A new mystery is presented into the plot: Who’s the prettiest man that ever inhabited the island? Boone or Richard Alpert? My money is on Richard. Even when Locke busted him up, he still looked kind of dashing.

4.) Jacob likes numbers: Ummm. Okay. Is that all those numbers stood for? How anti-climactic. Does he like letters too?

5.) Hurley has chops: Was it me or were Hurley’s sideburns a little bit much in Locke’s flash-sideways. They are definitely not working for him. They look like ungroomed nether regions of a European prostitute.