You know all those Jonah Hex trailers you have been seeing lately? Well, the movie is just as good as those. In fact, it is just as good as you think it is.
I think I’ll leave it at that.
But there are some decent highlights from this graphic novel turned movie:
1.) Josh Brolin as Hex mumbles a lot and has a cool Phantom of the Opera scar.
2.) Megan Fox wears a corset that shows that she has absolutely no insides.
3.) John Malkovich.
4.) Michael Shannon appears for a hot second.
5.) The gratuitous brawl with some snake mutant dude with a drooling problem.
6.) A crow flies out of Hex’s mouth. Gnarly.
7.) Gob Bluth makes a cameo.
8.) It’s about 81 minutes long…but it felt like eternity.
9.) Ummm…I think that’s about it.
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