Remember the days when hip-hop and R&B used to have meaningful lyrics like Sisqo‘s “Thong Song”? But when you add the rap diva lyricism of Foxy Brown, it adds another layer of meaning that secures this song a place in the music hall of fame.
More than that, the video reminds me of the days when I would go to a random park to enjoy a nice bikini fashion show complete with pyrotechnics:
When I workout to this song, I think of lyrics I would spit if I were a second guest rapper on the track. I came up with the following:
D-I-N-O to da R-A-Y
Drop it like it’s hot and open wide
Ass so fat you get stopped cops
Bite a piece off like a muffin top
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle and slap those cheeks
One minute, two minute and then I go skeet skeet
All over your chest and I make a mess
Wipe it all up with your Gucci dress
Pull up that thong and make me drool
Got me in a daze and actin’ a fool
You can be my Barbie and I’ll be your Ken
You’re the patient and I’m your O-B-G-Y-N
Dino-Ray, Sisqo, and Foxy Brown
Shave it real smooth so I could go downtown
Conquer that shit and make you growl like King Kong
But still have you booty poppin’ to the Thong Song
Brilliant if I do say so myself.
- Excited
- Fascinated
- Amused
- Bored
- Sad
- Angry
