Yesterday, it was announced that Madonna will be performing at the (somewhat) coveted spot as the performer for Super Bowl XLVI on Feb. 5.
Seeing though it is her Madgesty, she is definitely going to go hard for this performance that everyone will complain about the next day. She’ll be collaborating with her choreo pal Jamie King and those high falutin’ folks from Cirque du Soleil. In addition, multimedia artists from Moment Factory are going to perform! (They are a spin-off group from C+C Music Factory, right?)
I am expecting lots of nude-colored spandex, body parts flailing about, lots of hip thrusting, a copious amount of codpieces, ribbon dancers, a seizure-inducing light show, confused football-goers, and Madonna singing in a stellar British accent.
Blogs and tweets have been reacting in various ways, but one tweet from Verbal Voguer Louis Virtel summed up the whole ordeal:
@louisvirtel Madonna’s performing at the Super Bowl, which means I have to learn what football is. Thanks, traitor.
That said, Madonna’s FABULOUS fan base only have two months to learn the ins and outs of football beyond the use of the jock strap. On the flip side, blue-collar football lumberjacks have two months to learn how to use nipple clamps and use body glitter in the most sticky and sweet ways.
It’s going to be the greatest moment in football history.
- Excited
- Fascinated
- Amused
- Bored
- Sad
- Angry
