It’s been established that Adele‘s lovelorn smash hit “Someone Like You is perhaps the biggest hit of 2011. The song is touching, heart-warming, and can bring back nostalgic memories of the “one that got away”. In addition to that, I have thought of some other things you should do while listening to her song:

  • Look longingly out your window while wearing sweatpants while thinking about the chances of you never being able to find a husband/wife and how you might die alone.
  • Listen to the song immediately after looking up porn on the Internet.
  • Pop a zit.
  • While shame eating anything such as a sloppy joe, a tub of icing, a whole DiGiorno pizza, a butter toast sandwich, or a dented can of cream of mushroom soup.
  • Think about how Twilight and Glee will forever be pop culture phenomenons.
  • Look at a full-length mirror and examine all the stretch marks on your body.
  • Lay on the floor. In the dark. While staring into the darkness.
  • Browse through a pet shelter.
  • Watch all four seasons of Felicity on mute. (My So-Called Life or Party of Five works as well.)
  • Perform CPR on one of those Annie dolls.
  • Shopping for contraception.
  • Walk through any “OCCUPY” encampment.
  • Write an obituary or your last will and testament.

    • Do you have any suggestions? Leave them in the comment section below. Here’s the song to give you some inspiration:

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