It’s that time of the week again — it’s time to check out news that I have skillfully plucked from my Facebook and Twitter feed. Enjoy.

  • Mad Men. March 25. I’ll be there like a pocket square. [Vulture]
  • Beyonce gives birth to Blue Ivy, the rest of the world rejoices while B ruins the lives of her fellow hospital patrons. [The Daily Beast]
  • Madonna has announced the title of her upcoming album. It’s titled “M.D.N.A.”. Now that is some riveting news. [Hard Candy Music]
  • Bryan Cranston takes a break from meth drama and gets the animated treatment in Archer. [HuffPo]
  • While Cranston gets politically incorrect with Archer, his Breaking Bad comrade, Aaron Paul is busy celebrating his recent engagement. [Videogum]
  • Tim Burton and Robert Downey Jr. circle a live action Pinocchio movie. Let’s hope it’s as good as Roberto Benigni‘s version — because everyone is still talking about that one, right? [HitFix]
  • Speaking of live action movies, Akira is about to get shut down. Maybe they don’t have enough white people playing Asians. [Film Junk]
  • Community keeps on truckin’ and sets the stage for a Law & Order homage in season 3. Why couldn’t this brilliance have happened sooner?! [TVLine]
  • Channing Tatum and Zooey Deschanel are slated to host SNL. Hopefully the term “adorkable” will be dead by then…and Channing does a Step Up parody. [EW]
  • These are, by far, the best pictures of the NBC Republican Debate last Sunday. [Buzz Feed]
  • A Police Academy remake is upon us. I will only support this if it has the Steve Guttenberg stamp of approval…and if it has a character with tittyballs comically larger than Callahan’s. [Deadline]
  • The International Consumer Electronics Show kicked off this week and Justin Timberlake was there to try to make Myspace cool again. [Mashable]
  • The partnership of 2012 has been announced. Brandy and Monica are about to rekindle that “Boy is Mine” flame with a new track. My prayers have been answered. [The Fader]
  • Paul Rudd is set to be on Parks and Recreation, while Dermot Mulroney snags a role on The New Girl. These two pieces of news really have nothing to do with each other. [Collider]
  • Lindsay Lohan is in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor. Ummmm… the only thing I can think to say is “yeast infection.” [ComingSoon.net]
  • Kanye West‘s ex-gal, Amber Rose released a new single. It’s called “Fame.” You’ve been warned. [Rap Genius]
  • Tina Fey and Questlove make amends by eating a “peace hoagie”. If only all disputes can be settled this way. [Warming Glow]
    • How does this post make you feel?
    • Excited
    • Fascinated
    • Amused
    • Bored
    • Sad
    • Angry