• Sacha Baron Cohen gets banned from the Academy Awards, but don’t worry — the universe made up for that that unfortunate news with the announcement of Lindsay Lohan hosting Saturday Night Live. [Deadline, Hit Fix]
  • Jeremy Lin finally gets a Facebook page. Now people can worship him like a normal stalker. [Mashable]
  • HELL. YEAH. Kick Ass 2 gets a release date. [Screen Rant]
  • Sean “Diddy Ding Dong Dang Dildong” Combs is set to launch his own TV network. Let’s hope there’s a show where, each week, he makes people walk to Brooklyn to get him a slice of cheesecake. [Paste Magazine]
  • Not to be outdone, Robert Rodriguez is set to get his own cable channel. His channel will also have a show about a bunch of kids who walk to Brooklyn to fetch Diddy a slice of cheesecake — but it will all be done on green screen. [/Film]
  • Good news! There is an Academy member that doesn’t give a sh*t about The Artist! [Film Drunk]
  • There’s a new trailer for American Reunion. Apparently, 1999 humor is funny again. [ComingSoon.net]
  • They’re going to make a movie based on that Disneyland ride, The Matterhorn. Next up on Disney’s amusement park attraction-to-movie adaptation slate: “Parking Lot”, “Monorail”, and “Information Kiosk”. [JoBlo.com]
  • A new photo from the James Bond flick, Skyfall has surfaced. SPOILER ALERT: It’s not of Daniel Craig in a Speedo. It’s of Dame Judi Dench sitting at a desk. [Collider]
  • Speaking of the Dame, she is not — I repeat NOT — going blind! [EW]
  • Heather Graham goes back to porn. All is well in the world! [I Watch Stuff]
  • Your complete guide to TV pilots for 2012 that you should watch instead of Glee. [THR]
  • RON SWANSON HAS AN IMDB PAGE! RON SWANSON HAS AN IMDB PAGE! [Uproxx]