The video for Madonna’s “Girl Gone Wild” invaded the internet today and, true to Madonna fashion, it has a bunch of sexy stuff like homoerotic half-naked guys in high heels, shots of Madonna doing things with her mouth, a bunch of weird vignettes, a girl in chains, a fun dance routine and Madge doing her part to prove to us that she is very limber.

Ultimately, this is the gay version of the video they showed in The Ring.