After the much anticipated teaser to the teaser trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2, the teaser trailer for the finale to the most angsty, lovelorn vampire romance finally hit the net early this morning:


Here are my first reactions:

1.) How do they expect to sell this movie with a teaser trailer that has Taylor Lautner with his shirt on?

2.) Robert Pattinson‘s trailer for Cosmopolis is WAY cooler.

3.) Bella (Kristen Stewart) is supposed to be a real bad ass in this film. The teaser is barely selling me on this because Katniss Everdeen is still the baddest bitch to ever run wild in the woods.

Despite my snide comments, I am still going to ironically bathe in all of this Twilight malarky until the movie comes out. What are your thought about the teaser?