…and now your very first DVD and Blu-ray guide for the month of April. YAY!

If you must watch a movie about a war and a horse, watch this:

  • War Horse

    • If you must watch a movie about purchasing a zoo, watch this:

  • We Bought a Zoo

    • Apparently, this movie is really good and important and stuff:

  • Chinatown

    • This movie is just as important…and it is even more important since it’s on Blu-ray:

  • Girls Just Want to Have Fun

    • This is the one where Madonna performs fellatio on a water bottle — it’s family friendly.

  • Madonna: Truth of Dare

    • What is this?! It must be good because it’s a BBC joint!

  • Torchwood: Miracle Day