• Ashton Kutcher snags a job as Steve Jobs in an upcoming biopic called Jobs. That’s a so many jobs happening here. Let’s just hope Ashton doesn’t blow it. [G4]
  • Rumor has it that Saturday Night Live favorites Kriten Wiig, Andy Samberg, and Jason Sudeikis will be leaving at the season’s end. Gee, I hope they don’t have problems finding another job. [TV Line]
  • I hope this picture of Elton John and Channing Tatum doesn’t sterilize you for life. [Vulture]
  • Pictures of Christoph Waltz on the set of Quentin Tarantino‘s Django Unchained have surfaced on the internet. Trolololol…[JoBlo]
  • Ryan Gosling saved a girl’s life. He needs to calm down with this chivalrous bullcorn. We get it Ryan. You’re way more than a man than me. Can we just be BFFs now? [Uproxx]
  • President Barack Obama may have a future on the U.S.S. Enterprise. Man, he’s such a geek. [Jezebel]
  • Let’s hope Tim Riggins finds more success with Oliver Stone‘s Savages than with John Carter. [/Film]
  • If you win the lottery, than you should buy the town that The Hunger Games was filmed in. If you don’t win the lottery, then just get a tattoo of Katniss on your inner thigh. [THR]
  • Adam Sandler’s production company Happy Madison is eyeing a Summer School remake. Can he just remake Jack & Jill instead? [Collider]
  • It’s official. Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels have signed on to make Dumber and Dumber 2. Well, at least it’s not Three Stooges. [Paste Magazine]
  • Oh good. They are doing a reboot for The Mummy. This was on my vision board. That and the re-release of Crystal Pepsi. [AV Club]
  • These Google Glasses look cool. If they come in the style of Geordi Laforge’s visor and play porn, then I am sold! [Mashable]
  • I am dusting off my old school Nintendo system for these8-bit versions of Game of Thrones, Dr. Who and Breaking Bad. Don’t worry — the Game of Thrones version has plenty of anal. [io9]
  • Community‘s Dan Harmon apologizes to Chevy Chase to hopefully put an end to this ridonkulous feud between the two. Let’s just concentrate on more important things: Who’s going to win the Pillow Fort vs. Blanket Fort war tonight? [EW]
  • Liam Neeson will continue you to kill bad guys from now until the world’s end. [I Watch Stuff]