• Anne Hathaway and Christian Bale don the cover of this week’s Entertainment Weekly as Catwoman and Batman. I just want to know what Anne’s left hand is doing. [Very Aware]
  • There are talks that Ben Kingsley will play the villain in Iron Man 3. I hope he dons a ponytail like his villainous character in Sneakers. [Total Film]
  • Gary Ross will not, I repeat, WILL NOT direct The Hunger Games sequel. I like it when there is so much drama about a movie that hasn’t been even released yet. It’s like pre-cinematic ejaculation. [Paste Magazine]
  • HBO has renewed Game of Thrones for a third season. I believe it will be 10 episodes of Joffrey slapping with the occasional cameo from anal sex and cross stitching. [TV Line]
  • Tom Hanks is going to play Walt Disney in a movie about the making of Mary Poppins. Nice try Tom. This won’t make us forget about a little incident known as Larry Crowne. [/Film]
  • Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight Schrute spin-off show. [Screen Rant]
  • Carrie the Musical has died yet again, pigs all around the world breathe a sigh a relief. [Movieline]
  • If you didn’t know that Titanic was based on a true story, you’re not alone. [Laughing Squid]
  • Director F. Gary Gray has bowed out of the running to direct Captain America 2 so that he can focus on the chance to direct the N.W.A. biopic Straight Outta Compton. If it doesn’t work out, he plans on directing a combo of the two titled Captain Compton. [Collider]
  • FYI: there will be a remake of the ’80s robot movie Short Circuit which officially means that God hates us all. [I Watch Stuff]