• Good news? Kick Ass 2 looks like it’s a go. Bad news? I don’t think Nic Cage will be back. Dammit. [Deadline]
  • Rising from the ashes of the X-Factor judges massacre is Britney Spears. The pop star has signed a $15 million dollar deal to join Simon Cowell and L.A. Reid at the judges table for the singing reality competition. All the need is a fourth. Since we’re plucking pop princesses from that era, might I suggest Samantha Mumba? [HuffPo]
  • After a mind-numbing two-hour finale, The Voice found their “voice” with former Alicia Keys back-up singer, Jermaine Paul. [TV Line] Meanwhile, Christina Aguilera hates everyone. [THR]
  • Since everyone in the universe has seen The Avengers, they thought it would be a good idea to make a sequel. [Jo Blo] But the sequel talk doesn’t mean we haven’t forgotten about the lovable character we lost in the movie — but Joss Whedon has an explanation why he had to do it. [io9]
  • This headline explains it all: “Robert Pattinson Sort Of Admits To A French Magazine That The Twilight Movies Are Crap”. [Crushable]
  • Coach (a.k.a. Kyle Chandler) leaves the confines of Dillon to join the cast of Martin Scorsese‘s The Wolf of Wall Street. I got clear eyes and a full heart for this one. It can’t lose! [ComingSoon.net]
  • Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg take on The World’s End. If I had the opportunity to be British, I would be one of these two guys…or Helen Mirren. [Film School Rejects]
  • Did you hear? John Travolta tried to touch someone’s anus. [Gawker]
  • Andre 3000 of the hip-hop duo Outkast is going to play Jimi Hendrix in a biopic. I don’t think I’d have it any other way. [Cinema Blend]
  • Hey guys! Here’s another bad idea: a sequel to 10 Things I Hate About You. [Movie Hole]
  • First Vince Vaughn decides to do a movie adaptation of The Rockford Files now he’s in talks to do a remake of the French movie Starbuck. Why do we care about these movies? [Collider]
  • Girls creator Lena Dunham promises her show isn’t as white as people make it out to be. I don’t care about that. I just want more drawn-in eyebrows on the show. [Warming Glow]
  • He taught us all to look good, because he always looked good: R.I.P. Vidal Sassoon. [The Wrap]
  • He taught us all how to make a wild rumpus: R.I.P. Maurice Sendak. [Vulture]