• The publicity machine for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 has initiated its first sequence of photo deployment. There’s windblown family portraits, arm wrestling, brooding looks, and vampires that look like Rihanna dressed as Pocahontas. [The Playlist]
  • Madonna has a nip slip just to give the world an update on how her nipples look. [BuzzFeed]
  • The Lone Ranger is going broke. Well, at least we got to see Johnny Depp dress up as a Native American and not offend the world. [I Watch Stuff]
  • Hugh Laurie is in talks to be the villain in the Robocop remake. He has requested that every time he walks on set the whole crew hollers, “HUGH IN THE HOUSE!” [THR]
  • It looks like Damon Lindelof is hopping on board to help the struggling Brad Pitt vehicle World War Z. Upon being asked to help write the final act of the movie, Lindelof said, “I just got done explaining Prometheus to the world, now I have to do this? WHY DO I HAVE TO FIX EVERYTHING?!” [ComingSoon.net]
  • Whoa. Spider-man IS kind of an asshole. [Film Drunk]
  • Speaking of Spidey, would you have cared if there was an Amazing Spider-man Easter egg in The Avengers? [Collider]
  • Catching Fire is looking to add more star wattage by courting Philip Seymour Hoffman to play the role of Plutarch Heavensbee. With a character name like that, how can he refuse?! [Hit Fix]
  • Images of the suits from Man of Steel have surfaced on the internet changing the anticipation of this movie from “Who cares?” to “That’s nice.” [Jo Blo]
  • Angelina Jolie direct Fifty Shades of Grey? PWHAHAHAHAHAHA! [EW.com]
  • Ryan Gosling and Lena Dunham as ideal leads in Fifty Shades of Grey? PWHAHAHAHA — wait — I might actually want to see that. [Movieline]
  • George Bush‘s head makes a cameo in Game of Thrones…and I’m talking about the one on his neck, not the other one. Get you’re mind out of the gutter. [io9]
  • Portia de Rossi is set to play Lily Munster in NBC’s Mockingbird Lane, the reboot of the classic TV series, The Munsters. Now why didn’t I think of this brilliant idea? [Deadline]
  • I love following fictitious people on Twitter. Especially if it’s Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad. [Twitter]
  • You can never get enough GIFs of the best bitch slap moments on TV. [Warming Glow]