• For all of those people worried about the three-breasted hooker making a cameo in the Total Recall remake here ya go: [io9]
  • Let us rejoice! For the cast of Firefly will reunite at Comic-Con! Now let’s work on that Buffy reunion and we will be set! [A.V. Club]
  • It has been reported that everyone in the cast of Community will return for the fourth season. That news deserves a good ol’ fashioned “POP! POP!” [Deadline]
  • B.J. Novak will only be working part-time at The Office next season. Now he’s really a temp! Thanks folks. I’m here all week. [THR]
  • Don’t fret! Breaking Bad is here to save us from the Glass House fuckery that is summer TV! [Crave Online]
  • So You Think You Can Dance season nine announces their top 20 dancers for their 200th episode. Sadly, they only THINK they can dance — they don’t KNOW. [EW]
  • TIME THE FUCK OUT! Did Mark Paul Gosselaar really say that Saved by the Bell was not a great show?! Did he not see the special drug episode with the dreamy Johnny Dakota? You have disappointed me MPG. [Warming Glow]
  • Apparently, Tyler Perry was disappointed in Prometheus so he’s going to write a sci-fi movie. I’m sure the creator of a sassy black woman in a house coat can do much, much, much better than Ridley Scott. [Hit Fix]
  • J. Lo is going to make a Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? movie. I actually don’t mind this at all as long as Rockapella does the soundtrack. [Moviehole]
  • Guess what? Jackie Chan has signed on to do an untitled action comedy. In other news, water is wet. [Cinema Blend]
  • And now a really unexciting first look at Chloe Grace Moretz as the title character in the Carrie remake. [Collider]
  • R.I.P. Nora Ephron — you created well-written rom-coms with timeless substance. [The Playlist]
  • Apparently, James Cameron is about to shoot three Avatar movies at once. You know what? I’m perfectly fine with the one, so perhaps Jimmy should just stop. Really — I insist. [ComingSoon.net]
  • First the Green Lantern now the Highlander? Leave Ryan Reynolds alone! [/Film]
  • If you thought the villains of this year’s summer movies are pretty lame, then you aren’t the only one. [Vulture]
  • My prayers have been answered: a Pixar illustrator (Josh Cooley) has re-created some of the most iconic scenes in R-rated movies in the form of children’s picture books. [BuzzFeed]