• We got the first look at Toby Jones as Alfred Hitchcock and Sienna Miller as Tippi Hedren in the upcoming HBO movie The Girl. It looks good. All we need is a picture of a bird pecking away at Hedren’s face and we’ll be set. [Collider]
  • Colonel Sanders of KFC fame certainly does love his gays! [Funny or Die]
  • Tons of Olympic news are worthy this week, but the best thing about this year’s Olympics so far is Ryan Lochte‘s face which seems to stay in one position ALL THE TIME. [BuzzFeed Shift]
  • So Angie Harmon wants to be She-Hulk. That news came out of no where, didn’t it? [Uproxx]
  • Since no one asked for it, Vince Vaughn decided to reboot The Brady Bunch. [Movieline]
  • Here’s another reboot that no one asked for but are going to get any way: Red Dawn. The hits just keep on coming! [Moviehole]
  • R.I.P. Gore Vidal. [Gawker]
  • Also, please pray for these people who thought that Al Gore and Vidal Sassoon died today. [BuzzFeed]
  • We haven’t heard about Courtney Love in a while so she decided to say something about Lana Del Rey‘s cover of a Nirvana song. [THR]
  • Emma Watson sets the record straight in regards to the recent rumors about her playing the lead in the forthcoming Fifty Shades of Grey movie adaptation, thus saving her integrity. [EW]
  • Still have questions about Prometheus? If so, you’re in luck. Your questions will turn into more questions when Prometheus 2 comes out. [HitFix]
  • John Chu is in talks to direct Masters of the Universe movie. Dolph Lundgren, it’s your move. [G4]
  • It was announced this week that The Hobbit will be spread out into three movies. Can you handle that much hobbit? [io9]
  • Dr. Who (the ninth one) is set to be the villain in the sequel for Thor! [Superhero Hype]
  • It’s official: The sequel to X-Men: First Class has been officially named X-Men: Days of Future Past. I can already hear the trollish fan boys whining about inaccuracies. [Comingsoon.net]
  • And finally, we have a picture of Nick Offerman‘s huge foam penis. [A.V. Club]