Winona Ryder has a new movie coming out and it is called The Letter. Based on the trailer alone and the vacnt stare on her face in the picture above that says “What?! You ran out of cake donuts?!”, it looks just as exciting as the title. Check it out:

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. I actually think we are supposed to take that seriously!

Ah Winona, why can’t Hollywood let you do stuff that you deserve? And then there’s the enigma that is James Franco and his squinty glare. Yeah.

Anyways, I thought Miss Ryder was going somewhere with her crazy-ass role in Black Swan and then she did The Dilemma — which wasn’t spectacular, but it certainly seems better than this movie that sounds like a pen pal romantic thriller. Ugh. I’m pretty sure I am going to watch this and end up liking it.