• The new teaser poster for Red 2 is very…red. [Collider]
  • Angelina Jolie‘s daughter Vivienne will star in Maleficent alongside her momma. Wait — is Vivienne one of the third world ones? [THR]
  • Sam Claflin is officially cast as Hunger Games tribute bohunk Finnick. And unlike the uneventful tribute casting announcements that have been announced in the past couple of weeks, this one is actually worth mentioning! [Vulture]
  • R.I.P. Tony Scott and the films he was planning to make. [Movie Hole]
  • Get ready for a Rocketeer reboot! Because we need it, right?! [Screen Junkies]
  • You know where Mr. Eko from Lost went? Apparently, he took a little vacation to Asgard. [Movieline]
  • Speaking of the Thor sequel, Kat Dennings will reprise her role as that wisecracking Darcy. A “broke girl” she is not! (See what I did there?) [Latino Review]
  • Shia LaBeouf will have unsimulated sex in the forthcoming Lars von Trier movie. In other news, Lars Von Trier will be filming a softcore porn titled Nymphomaniac starring Shia LeBeouf. [Gawker]
  • So that Dumb and Dumber sequel is happening… [Screen Rant]
  • 50/50 writer sells a comedy to NBC. It has been dubbed a “tragicomedy” and deals with a recovering alcoholic mother/wife who has to deal with life without drinking. Sounds hilarious! [Indiewire]
  • The Office will end after this upcoming season. The show’s ending is just a little bit overdue, but we’ll still take it. Now, let’s focus on getting How I Met Your Mother an end date! [HitFix]
  • Brilliant TV casting news part 1: Matt Lucas on Community[TVline]
  • Brilliant TV casting news part 2: Malcolm McDowell on Community. [The A.V. Club]
  • Blair from the The Facts of Life is gonna be on Survivor: Philippines! What about her cousin Geri? [EW]
  • So Kelly’s new co-host is Michael Strahan. I will not make a comment on this because he could kick my ass. [Uproxx]
  • Yup. We are still talking about the engagement of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger. But this article explains EVERYTHING about Avril’s malicious intentions. [Crushable]
  • L.L. Cool J “KNOCKED” the f*ck out of a home intruder because his “MAMA” told him to do it. Obviously, the intruder’s “HEAD” was “SPRUNG” and he certainly knew how to “ROCK THE BELLS”. Afterward, he said “I’M BAD” and then continued to say that he “NEEDS LOVE” from an “AROUND THE WAY GIRL”… this can go on for a while… [Uproxx]