• WTF IS UP WITH THESE AMERICAN HORROR STORY POSTERS?! [EW]
  • Park Chan Wook is goig to make a western. I am sure it will be really fucked up and terrifyingly gory. [/Film]
  • Stanley Kubrick scripts are being developed into a TV movie & mini-series. I hope one of them is like Glee! *fingers crossed!* [Screen Rant]
  • Hey girl. Ryan Gosling is going to direct Christina Hendricks on how to catch a monster. No really. He is. [Indiewire]
  • Michael Fassbender will costar in a movie with Natalie Portman. The movie is titled, These People Are Hotter Than You.[ The Film Stage]
  • Jose Padilha is having problems with the Robocop remake. I’m not gonna say I told you so…but…[Screen Junkies]
  • Joss Whedon gets his S.H.I.E.L.D. show on ABC therefore bringing him one step closer to being a God. [The A.V. Club]
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Daniel Craig, and Seth MacFarlane set to host in the forthcoming season of Saturday Night Live. It would be even more interesting if they all hosted TOGETHER. [ComingSoon.net]
  • Beverly Hills Cop the TV series? If Bronson Pinchot is on board, then count me in. [Vulture]
  • Jimmy Kimmel becomes the national spokesperson for the “F*ck Jay Leno” crusade. America joins in solidarity. [Uproxx]
  • Tyra Banks lied about her Harvard degree. No smeyezing is going to get her out of this one. [The Grindstone]
  • Joan Rivers, Rihanna, and Kelly Osbourne are in a Twitter feud. So there’s that. [THR]