It’s already on my top 10 list for 2012. NOW IT COULD BE ON YOURS!
The Cabin in the Woods

Quintessential Duplass fun
The Do-Deca-Pentathlon

It’s like You Got Served but better and with smaller people.
Battlefield America

This easily could be the title of a porno.
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

This could be a title of a porno too.
Ed Wood

WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE OPENING CEREMONIES ON REPEAT??!!
2012 London Olympics: Commemorative Collection

Another movie with sperm jokes.
The Babymakers

So a great white shark swims into a grocery store and hilarity ensues!!!
Bait 3D

There was a part 2?
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3

Ummm. This just sounds racist.
Black Sunday (Remastered Edition)

My favorite Keanu Reeves romantic comedy
The Devil’s Advocate: The Unrated Director’s Cut

…and the vibrator was born!
Hysteria

When will they come out with the Short Round edition?
Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures

LOL!
Judge Dredd

The 3D makes it seem like her boobs are really squirting whipped cream in your face!
Katy Perry The Movie: Part of Me 3D (3-Disc Combo Pack)

Yup. It’s still funny.
Modern family: The Complete Third Season

I miss Aaliyah. :(
Queen of the Damned

Get your criteri-ON! (get it???)
Les visiteurs du soir (Criterion Collection)
Children of Paradise (Criterion Collection)