• Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have been tapped to host the Golden Globes. Shit just got real folks. [EW]
  • His name was Phil…and Joss Whedon has resurrected him for TV. [Indie Wire]
  • Beyonce is going to perform at the Super Bowl. Sasha Fierce, on the other hand, is still waiting for her call. [Screen Junkies]
  • Modern Family just got 50 percent cooler thanks to Hayley’s new boyfriend. [Warming Glow]
  • Tyra Banks is going to create a show about her “fivehead” because she needs another show that is basically about her life. [Uproxx]
  • James Franco is vying for an Oscar for his performance in the hellaciously terrible, piece of crap ’90s rap music video known as Spring Breakers. I wish him all the luck in the world! [Collider]
  • The stalled Janis Joplin biopic, Get It While You Can may have a new director in the form of Lee Daniels with Amy Adams in the lead role. I have no complaints about this. [Film School Rejects]
  • Hugh Jackman, Wolverine claws and all, goes gangnam style with Psy. That’s nice. Can we stop this now? [Pajiba]
  • Well folks, Sam Raimi is baaaaaaack as the director of the Poltergeist remake. (See what I did there?) [HitFix]
  • So Brad Pitt did this…and people rightfully mocked him. [THR]
  • …and then there’s the best piece of brilliance of 2012: R. Kelly‘s “Trapped in the Closet: Chapter 23. [Gawker]