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The scale of indoor sunglasses douche-osity

I was in the SF Centre (to get an Aunt Annie’s pretzel) and as I entered the doors I counted five (yes five) people wearing sunglasses indoors – and this was within a five-minute time frame. Unless you are blind, just got your eyes dilated, suffering from a brain-bleeding overdose/hangover, a very important person (emphasis...

What’s the point of the wallet chain?

This fourth of July wasn’t spent at a picnic nor was it spent at a street festival full of American flags, funnel cake (mmmmm) and fanny packs. It was spent mostly cleaning my apartment, watching Public Enemies (more on that later) and browsing the monolithic San Francisco Shopping Center for things I didn’t need. While...

That clip is B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

So the other day at work I walked in and one of the first things I saw was this… Yes. That is a banana clip. I saw a lady wearing one and it was majorly intense and was a fierce shade of red. And it was HUGE! It was like a bear trap. I should’ve...