What’s the point of the wallet chain?
This fourth of July wasn’t spent at a picnic nor was it spent at a street festival full of American flags, funnel cake (mmmmm) and fanny packs. It was spent mostly cleaning my apartment, watching Public Enemies (more on that later) and browsing the monolithic San Francisco Shopping Center for things I didn’t need. While...
That clip is B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
So the other day at work I walked in and one of the first things I saw was this… Yes. That is a banana clip. I saw a lady wearing one and it was majorly intense and was a fierce shade of red. And it was HUGE! It was like a bear trap. I should’ve...

The scale of indoor sunglasses douche-osity