Well, this weekend I went to the GLAAD awards in San Francisco and it was quite exhausting and exciting. It was so exhausting that I am forcing my brain to write this blog post.

Check out some pictures I took from the red carpet sidelines:

Sharon Stone with her necklace that looks like it belongs in a Mesozoic era exhibit at a small town museum.

A poorly taken picture of Judith Light. I would’ve interviewed her, but SOMEONE (I won’t say who) kept on incessantly vomiting questions on to the celebs, not to mention invading all of my interviews.

Look at how jovial Alan Cumming looks.

Smith Jarrod…also known as Jason Lewis. Can you believe he remembered me from an event I interviewed him at last year? I felt so special. I wonder if he was lying.

Not the most flattering picture of William Baldwin – but then again, it was taken with my remedial photo skills.

Okay, this guy may not be GLAMOROUS, but he is important – REALLY IMPORTANT. He’s James Schamus, the CEO of Focus Features. You know, they made that gay cowboy movie…and other fun things.

I don’t remember him from “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency,” but this model bohunk is J.P. Calderon. He’s a pretty cool guy – but I failed to ask him how Janice really is…

Candis Cayne from Dirty Sexy Money was a joy to talk to! And she did this really wild dance routine on stage during the ceremony – and by wild I mean diva-esque, not pole-worthy.

“The L-Word” star, Jennifer Beals stole the red carpet from all the other ladies in this Badgley Mischka number. I really, really, really wanted to start singing “Maniac” when she walked past me – and I really wanted to lift up her dress to see if she was wearing leg warmers. I also wanted to belt out “What A Feeling!” to see if I can invoke some Pavlov dog instinct out of her, causing her to strip down to an off-the-shoulder sweater and perform a high-energy split leapin’ jazzercise dance routine.

But unfortunately, none of this happened. She just stood there and looked beautimous.