So I just watched my DVR’d episode of part one of American Idol’s finale.
I want David “Chris-Daughtry-Redux-but-not-really” Cook to win, but I am sure David “Baby-Face-Monchichi” Archuleta is going to take it. This is purely based on the tween squeal-o-meter I have connected to my television.
Anyways, is it me or does Archuleta look like someone [...]
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I try to avoid watching American Idol each season, but I end up watching it like the reality show whore I am.
But this season is extra special. Because there is a crazy-ass stage dad on the show - thanks to David Archuleta.
I love stage parents. They are the most freakishly annoying fuckers out there. They [...]
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Posted in Actors, American Idol, Anime, Cartoons, Celebrities, Christina Ricci, Emile Hirsch, Entertainment, Film, Fun, John Goodman, Matthew Fox, Movies, Opinion, Pop Culture, Speed Racer, Style, Susan Sarandon, Television, Wachowski Brothers on May 6th, 2008
So I just got back from a screening of Speed Racer and I don’t really want to write a review about it right now because I am too lazy. (yes I saw an early pre screening - one of the perks of the job that makes up for low pay) But I will say that [...]
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Actually, I can’t stop laughing at this clip with Wanda Sykes and her take on American Idol.
I can’t stop watching it. It will never get unfunny.
Oh that Wanda! You are such a hoot!
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As I sit here watching Carly Smithson rock the fuck out of Jesus Christ Superstar on American Idol’s Andrew Lloyd Weber week, I can’t help but be haunted by the dreadlock dreaminess of Jason Castro.
He went to A&M and so did I - but that’s not the point I’m trying to make. The point is [...]
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Remember this…
and this…
I think this was at the peak of my love for American Idol.
And is it me, or is there a double standard when it comes to contestant scandals involving exposing your junk? Frenchie was disqualified for posing nude. She didn’t event get the chance to be eliminated. She was straight up kicked [...]
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Oh my. The first concert I ever went to was a Paula Abdul concert at Sea World in San Antonio, TX. I even had a poster of her in my bedroom. I even learned the whole dance routine from Coldhearted and performed it at parties.
It was so gay.
Call me crazy, but I was kind of [...]
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