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The three best things about the new 90210

…okay, maybe there might be more than three great things about this new 90210 spin-off (try 10). First off, there’s the the remix of the original theme song: OLD VERSION: NEW VERSION: At first, when I heard it I was thinking, “OH NO THEY DIDN’T!” Then I realized that the modernized introductory rockin’ guitar riff...

Why I hate ‘The Hills’

I got my latest issue of Entertainment Weekly and lo and behold, that gal from “The Hills” is on the cover. As soon as I saw that shit, I nearly vomited. Nonetheless, I gave my favorite entertainment magazine the benefit of the doubt and opened my mind to reading the article on her. By the...

One step behind Entertainment Weekly and GQ

Okay, so based on the previous post, you know I am an avid reader of Entertainment Weekly and GQ. I have also pitched them articles many times, which have been often met with politely curt rejections or no response at all. But in the latest issues I saw two articles in each that I swear...

What am I watching? reading? writing? (7-27-08)

I’ve been watching… I haven’t watched any first-run movies lately, but I have been getting well-acquainted with my DVD player and nostalgic entertainment… Why did I wait until 2008 to watch this show? I’ve been meaning to buy the first season of this show without having ever seen one episode in my life. People were...

Harassing Entertainment Weekly

Each week I look forward to my issue of Entertainment Weekly hoping that one day my name will appear as a byline in one of the pieces. That day has yet to come – partly because my writing is really sucking. I mean really sucking. It sucks like a toothless hooker in a back alley....