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Calvin Klein male model search: Americans need not apply

Calvin Klein is making a call out to male models everywhere so that they can drop trow and show their tighty whities a la Marky Mark circa 1992. According to NBC New York’s blog, The Thread, this is how it’s gonna go down: Here’s how the competition, called “9 Countries, 9 Men, 1 Winner,” will...

The Lonely Island likes to ‘Jizz in their pants’

There’s nothing like a good song about jizz to make you laugh. Hopefully it won’t get played out like that “Dick in the Box” stuff. Because jizzing erratically is far more exciting than a schlong in a container. Plus, there are models in the video…and Justin Timberlake. I am trying to figure out the perfect...

Kenley needs to break out

Kenley, the retro Dita-Von-Teese-in-training, on Project Runway was cute and lovable at first, but now – the bitch just needs to shut the hell up and learn to take criticism. For real, why does she think she’s all high and mighty? First she tries to “set Heidi straight” and then she questions Tim’s style suggestions....

A ‘Project Runway’ jungle!

What do you do when you’ve already had Sex and the City fashion icon Sarah Jessica Parker on Project Runway? Well, you work your way down the “four cosmopolitan women in Manhattan” food chain and ask Brooke Shields from Lipstick Jungle to be a guest judge. Okay, okay – Brooke Shields’ style expands above and...

Project Runway reincarnates the skort

Thank God we were spared the third-person torture of the blue-hawked Suede. Instead we were subject to the incessant tanning talk from Blayne, Kenley’s irritating school girl giggling and a pair of skorts courtesy of Joe. This week, the designers were introduced to speed skating Olympiad turned “Dancing with the Stars” hunk, Apolo Anton Ohno...

Project Runway explores Manhattan nightlife!

Dino-Ray watched Project Runway last night. Dino-Ray has yet to be 100 percent entertained by this season’s batch of designers. Dino-Ray is already tired of hearing Suede talk about himself in the third person. Dino-Ray is about to write his take on last night’s show. Last night our designers went out into the urban jungle...

Project Runway goes green!!!

So this week, the designers had to make a garment out of “green” (aka eco-sensible) fabrics. Sounds a little boring huh? Well…that’s what I thought too, until there was a little twist: the models had to pick the fabrics! What a way to fuck with the designers, huh? When the models came back from Mood...

Aren’t you GLAAD it’s Monday?

Well, I am not really happy it’s Monday. I hate Mondays – much like Garfield – except less annoying. Well, this weekend I went to the GLAAD awards in San Francisco and it was quite exhausting and exciting. It was so exhausting that I am forcing my brain to write this blog post. Check out...

Tyra does not equal Oprah

I have seen so many headlines and so many news stories calling Tyra Banks the next Oprah Winfrey. They both have a production company… They both have reality shows… They both have talk shows… Blah…blah…blah…blah…blah…blah…blah… Please just stop. Everyone knows that I AM the next Oprah.