Some Funny Tweets and My Rambling, Unstructured Thoughts About ‘The Avengers’
Some may say that my love for The Avengers is biased because of my loyal discipleship to director/writer of the movie, Joss Whedon but to them I say, “PSHAW!” The Avengers was a fan boy spectacle of comic book-to-movie entertainment that has been in the theaters in a long time — nay — it was...
Watch This Groundbreaking Dubstep Supercut of Movie Orgasms
FINALLY! A supercut of clips of the best Hollywood movie orgasms! And it’s done the only way it should be done: with dubstep. Watch and enjoy: Visit the Eclectic Method to find out which movie each “O” face is from.
Finer Feed: Amanda Seyfried Keeps ’70s Porn Classy, Cumberbatch is Khan, ‘The Avengers’ Second After Credits Scene
The retro lo-fi movie poster for the porn star biopic Lovelace doesn’t showcase enough of Amanda Seyfried‘s breathy, pouty mouth. [Collider] Guess which villain Benedict Cumberbatch is playing in the Star Trek sequel? (AND HOW FUN IS HIS NAME?!) [JoBlo] There are two — yes TWO — scenes after the credits for The Avengers (opening...
Everyone is Talking About the NSFW ‘Klown’ Trailer
Words cannot explain this trailer for Klown…actually, it’s just a big ol’ awkward threesome, with 1/3 of the threesome being forced into the fun. It’s quite hilarious. Give it a watch: The trailer is splattering itself all over the internet and based on the trailer alone, it looks like a good time of European lewdness...
Snap Judgment: The New Trailer for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Version 3.0 of The Dark Knight Rises trailer and everyone was getting all giddy over all the new footage — including myself. Let’s take a gander at the trailer: There were a handful of specific things that caught my attention: Christian Bale still likes to implement the “I am in desperate need of a lozenge”...
How ‘The Avengers’ Heroes Are Just Like Those ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ Misfits
I have seen The Avengers and as stated in the tweet immediately after the film, “I assembled all over myself.” Nonetheless, I am a geek for the comic books of the Marvel persuasion. I had a die hard loyalty to the characters of the X-universe, but my knowledge of The Avengers was present, but not...
Your Friendly Guide to DVD and Blu-ray Releases for May 1
Thanks to this, the whole world knows that Gina can kick the asses of Hollywood’s most handsome leading men! Haywire Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah as you’ve NEVER seen them before! Joyful Noise So you can celebrate New Year’s with people more famous than you: New Year’s Eve It wasn’t THAT bad, was it? W.E....
Workout Song of the Week: ‘I’ll Give All My Love to You’ by Keith Sweat
First off, this is a good workout song because his last name is “Sweat” — so, duh. Secondly, they just don’t make high caliber music videos like this anymore:
Trailer of the Week: ‘Hotel Transylvania’
Wouldn’t it be so cool if this place was real like that place in Hotel for Dogs? Synopsis: Welcome to the Hotel Transylvania, Dracula’s (Adam Sandler) lavish five-stake resort, where monsters and their families can live it up, free to be the monsters they are without humans to bother them. On one special weekend, Dracula...
9 Reasons Why You Should Watch ‘The Five-Year Engagement’
The Five-Year Engagement is the latest to come through that feel-good/crass comedy camp that includes citizens Jason Segel (co-writer/producer/actor), Nicholas Stoller (co-writer/director), and Judd Apatow (producer, 21st century comedy Godfather). The movie is EXACTLY what it sounds like: a five year engagement. Segel plays Tom to Emily Blunt‘s Violet. They get engaged and all is...
Please Caption This
The first image from Ang Lee‘s movie adaptation of Yann Martel‘s book Life of Pi popped up on the internet and I think it deserves a caption. That’s when you come in. Caption this picture in the comment section below and I will share the best ones with the world.
Finer Feed: Beyonce is Beautiful, Kermit Breaks the Law in Germany, Mickey Mouse Club Reunion on ‘The Voice’
It’s official. Beyonce is more beautiful than any woman in the world. As for men, she up against stiff competition with with Ryan Gosling. [EW] The Muppets sequel is a go, but Kermit the Frog has broken some laws in Germany. The frog community is protesting the allegations as racist saying, “SEE! It really isn’t...
