Phallic remnants of rain
Yesterday was the first day it really rained in San Francisco and everyone was all in a hizzy. I, on the other hand, was trying my best to not let my blue ghetto-ass Duane Reade umbrella turn inside out from the gusts of wet wind. Today it wasn’t raining, but I did get treated to...
Enlightening Gmail chat: Cupcakes vs. Muffins
As you will notice with the following Gmail chat conversation, my friend Zaid and I have VERY enlightening conversation when we chat via Gtalk… zaid: whats the difference between a cupcake and a muffin? is it just that a cupcake has frosting on it? or is there more than that? me: muffin is bigger i...
Gas X and New York Fashion Week
Gas X and New York Fashion Week go hand in hand. I don’t know why, they just do. While in New York, my friend had little gas problem after we ate at a soup dumpling house. In an attempt to alleviate said gas, she scoured the shelves at Duane Reade for some sort of gas...
I love ice cream cake even more now
Every time I see this commercial, I can’t help but laugh my ass off (as opposed to laughing my ass on). It also makes me crave ice cream cake. The laughter and hunger for cake is proof that this commercial works.
SPOTTED: Dionne Warwick and a 40 oz.
You may have noticed that I have departed from the whole Mad Men avatar banner and have moved on to poor quality photos taken with my Blackberry. This past weekend, my friends Jaimee and Christian paid me a visit and while walking them around the wonderful of San Francisco, we found a couple of treasures...
Gtalk moment of the week
In an effort to protect the innocent who was being ragged on, I left the first part of this conversation out. Janet: OMG. You are so mean! Me: I’m not mean…I’m just insecure.
Random Rant: Emo douchebag philosophy
I don’t use social media outlets as a means to get all emo about my life or get all convoluted about the meaning of life. When I other people do this, I feel gross. I feel like vomiting. Most of the time, people use other people’s quotes (like bible verses, authors and other “brilliant minds”)...
X-rated at the Aloha Festival
Okay, I went to the Aloha Festival this weekend and had an OK time…but that’s not the point of this post – well, it has something to do with it, but it doesn’t involve me. While doing my daily scan of “missed connections” on Craigslist, I saw this one and I just HAD to share...
Pardon our dust…
I tried to find a really obnoxious picture for this “under construction” post, but I had to settle for this cutesy malarkey. That said, my posts won’t be as frequent for the aforementioned reasons. That and I don’t have internet in my apartment. I am still using the complex’s business center. As I sit here,...
A life sans Internet
I am in the process of moving so that means my new place has no Internet access and NO cable – which would explain a lack of blogging. However, I do have access to Internet at work and on my Blackberry – so that is something to believe in. I am currently in our complex’s...
Drive-by blog post: typos
I have been reviewing a lot of my blog posts lately and have noticed one thing: I have a lot of typos. A LOT. I am a fuckin’ writer for God’s sake! This is not acceptable! I am so pissed at myself. Is it possible to catch stupidity and bad grammar from people? Or maybe...
