Adam Lambert (left) has a drive-by make out session with another dude at the 37th Annual American Music Awards on Sunday. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

- Adam Lambert kisses a dude on the American Music Awards. It would of been more newsworthy if he kissed a girl. Actually, that keyboardist may have been a girl. Who cares? That stage was just a sea of androgyny.

- A Dallas area school district is launching an anti-skinny jeans campaign on their campuses. Can they also outlaw Ed Hardy?

- Alicia Keys launches a jewelry line. Next up? A line of pianos. After that, she will just start to sell pieces of her talent and her old braids she wore circa Songs in A Minor.

- What is a “Twilf”? Well, I am glad you asked.

- Anne Hathaway was approached to play Black Cat in Spider-Man 4. Wait a second. I have an idea – how about we just not make a fourth installment altogether? It will save a lot of people a lot of grief.

- This hanger is just worth mentioning.

- The word “unfriend” is the New Oxford American Dictionary’s word of the year. In contention for next year: LOL, OMG and .

- Does anyone else thoroughly enjoy Aubrey Plaza’s “I don’t give a fuck” intern character on Parks and Recreation?

- Speaking of P & C, Will Arnett is confirmed for to be a guest star. The show is getting better and better every week – and it’s totally making up for Community.

- Zero + Maria Cornejo is going to launch a men’s capsule collection for the spring. Gays guys rejoice. Straight guys don’t care.

- Chanel reopens in San Francisco and to our disappointment, Karl doesn’t show up – but they served some really good tuna tartare!

- Oh yeah – did you know that New Moon opened Friday? The film also made a couple of dollars over the weekend at the box office.

- And there’s no other way to celebrate an H&M collabo by suing your mom. Yes, we’re talking to you Tamara Mellon.

- Angelina Jolie is slated to play Patrizia Reggiano in Ridley Scott’s Gucci movie. No complaints here.

- Need another way to obsess about Michelle Obama’s fashion sense? Well, today is your lucky day.

- Lady Gaga and Beyonce do a collabo. The world vomits pleasure.

- Apparently fashion had a good time when they had a night out in September that they are going to do it again. In 2010. Don’t worry, they have plenty of time to plan.

- Natalie Portman gets crunk about being a vegetarian.

- …then she and Padma Lakshmi talk about putting pricks on their tongue on Top Chef.

- The Bay Bridge snafu may leave commuters frustrated, but what about the car that actually got whipped by the falling cable?

- THANK GOD. It’s about time someone made a movie about the Chippendales.

- Can Sergei Sviatchenko be the new Internet dandy? I think so.

- Danny Roberts’s Coco Rocha pumpkin. The best Halloween decoration. Ever.

- Adam Lambert + new album cover = Poison circa Look What the Cat Dragged In

- Just make sure you don’t confuse his new album cover with Rihanna’s.

- But all this pales in comparison to the new pop sensation, Subtle Sexuality.

- DJ Hero hits game consoles and all Jay-Z can talk about is pizza.

When Simon called Danny Gokey’s jacket appropriate for a polar expedition, I couldn’t agree more:

It looks like a safari/straight jacket/lab Frankenstein of a jacket and it is not flattering at all. Good thing his version of “Jesus Take the Wheel” was good enough to distract us.

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