The Best Tweets About Super Bowl XLVI
Please notice Eli Manning’s hand placement in this picture. Now that we got that out of the way, the Super Bowl tweets were popping up like boners at a slow dance at a junior high prom. The tweets were possibly even in more abundance (and more entertaining) than that of the Oscars or the Golden...
What in the Hell is up with that Yakult Pink Thing?
Yakult is, according to Wikipedia, “a Japanese probiotic milk-like product made by fermenting a mixture of skimmed milk with a special strain of the bacterium Lactobacillus casei Shirota.” And I guess its mascot (shown above) is some sort of muppet incarnation of the digestive system. It’s kind of cute, but at the same time it...
Justin Bieber Jumps on the Proactiv Zitwagon
It looks like jailbait pop star and Kanye’s newest homeboy, Justin Bieber has recently, like many celebrities before him, purchased some insurance on his face. He is now a Proactiv spokesmodel. This made me think that he was eavesdropping on the interview I was doing with John Waters a couple months back. Not only did...
I love ice cream cake even more now
Every time I see this commercial, I can’t help but laugh my ass off (as opposed to laughing my ass on). It also makes me crave ice cream cake. The laughter and hunger for cake is proof that this commercial works.
