the finer dandyGmail | the finer dandy http://blog.dinoray.com a dapper (and sometimes disgruntled) take on popular culture Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:04:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Enlightening Gmail chat: ‘Video Phone’ by Beyonce ft. Lady Gaga http://blog.dinoray.com/2009/12/09/enlightening-gmail-chat-video-phone-by-beyonce-ft-lady-gaga/ http://blog.dinoray.com/2009/12/09/enlightening-gmail-chat-video-phone-by-beyonce-ft-lady-gaga/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:35:04 +0000 dino-ray http://blog.dinoray.com/?p=1245
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For the record, Zaid and I had this chat around the time when the video premiered.

zaid: beyonce looks ridiculous – like…in a good way

me: theres one part where she looks hot – timestamp 2:52. Beyonce has straight cut bangs and she’s pole dancing on a rifle

zaid: snap

me: SNAP IS RIGHT

zaid: i like how she gets that dirty south track

me: yes – THE DIRRTY DIRRTY

zaid: ooooo…she needs to put that ass away…its dangerous

me: yea. she is outta control with that badonk-a-donk

zaid: oooooooooooo…i finally got to 2:52…i cant watch anymore…good gawd. this shouldnt be played at all…its dangerous…

me: it was like sugar pop booty overload

zaid: and i thought beyonce looked good before..

me: she has body

zaid: when she does that hair like that..i’m speechless…this is my face: :-O

me: HAHA

zaid: thats visual overload – sopowerful, it shutdown all of my other senses. i’ve become a beyonce fan after that video…

me: oh good – what about gaga…i am scared that i might be a fan

zaid: well, i liked the music – i just dont like looking at her much…u know when gaga’s dancing…but the video is like strobe light flashing – they shoulda just kept doing that…because watching her try to dance to this beat was ghastly

me: yea – but B knows how to work it – i’ll give her that

zaid: yeah…she’s seduction pro – she should sell software…Beyonce’s Seduction Pro

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]]> http://blog.dinoray.com/2009/12/09/enlightening-gmail-chat-video-phone-by-beyonce-ft-lady-gaga/feed/ 3 Gtalk moment of the week http://blog.dinoray.com/2009/08/21/gtalk-moment-of-the-week/ http://blog.dinoray.com/2009/08/21/gtalk-moment-of-the-week/#comments Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:33:43 +0000 dino-ray http://blog.dinoray.com/?p=557 In an effort to protect the innocent who was being ragged on, I left the first part of this conversation out.

Janet: OMG. You are so mean!

Me: I’m not mean…I’m just insecure.

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Well whether you do or not, I just want to share this lovely conversation I had earlier today with my friend Janet:

Janet: i finally got my hair cut
Janet: i look like the beast from beauty and the beast the tv series w/ linda hamilton



Dino: OH FUCK
Dino: ur right
Dino: u kind of do
Janet: a filipino version
Dino: OMG – HAHAHAHAHA
Janet: so if emily blunt and beast had a filipino baby it would be me
Dino: ur right

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Judith: i spent all day at work cross-training in the kitchen
Dino: OMG
Judith: HOW IS THE NEW JOB?
Judith: i had to peel potatoes and wear a hairnet
Dino: HAHAHAHAHAH

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