- Mad Men on Sunday nights gives me reason to live.

- …that and Ted Danson as the stoned and delusional editor George Christopher in Bored to Death.

- …perhaps Danson was stoned in real-life when he signed up for the Three Men and a Baby sequel.

- Yankees win the World Series. No, I don’t watch baseball.

- Hamish Bowles. The great outdoors. Bear poop. Discuss.

- Taylor Swift poses with a man in a swastika. If she really wanted to alienate her Jewish fans, I am sure there are more PC ways to do that.

- Levi Johnston wants people to stop caring about his Tweets. I was many, many, many, many steps ahead of this request.

- If you can’t afford Gucci, maybe you can afford the next best thing: a Gucci iPhone app.

- Rue McClanahan cancels her Castro appearance. In turn, the SFPD riot squad is on standby.

- Harputs Market on Geary has a sale. I go broke.

- Natalie Portman + V Magazine = delicious.

- And there’s no other way to celebrate an H&M collabo by suing your mom. Yes, we’re talking to you Tamara Mellon.

- Angelina Jolie is slated to play Patrizia Reggiano in Ridley Scott’s Gucci movie. No complaints here.

- Need another way to obsess about Michelle Obama’s fashion sense? Well, today is your lucky day.

- Lady Gaga and Beyonce do a collabo. The world vomits pleasure.

- Apparently fashion had a good time when they had a night out in September that they are going to do it again. In 2010. Don’t worry, they have plenty of time to plan.

- Natalie Portman gets crunk about being a vegetarian.

- …then she and Padma Lakshmi talk about putting pricks on their tongue on Top Chef.

- The Bay Bridge snafu may leave commuters frustrated, but what about the car that actually got whipped by the falling cable?

- THANK GOD. It’s about time someone made a movie about the Chippendales.

- Can Sergei Sviatchenko be the new Internet dandy? I think so.

- Danny Roberts’s Coco Rocha pumpkin. The best Halloween decoration. Ever.

- Adam Lambert + new album cover = Poison circa Look What the Cat Dragged In

- Just make sure you don’t confuse his new album cover with Rihanna’s.

- But all this pales in comparison to the new pop sensation, Subtle Sexuality.

- DJ Hero hits game consoles and all Jay-Z can talk about is pizza.