‘New Moon’ takes magazine covers hostage
Just in case you didn’t know, New Moon comes to theaters Friday (Nov. 20) – and December issues of magazines are here to remind us. Constantly remind us. It’s a good thing because I was starting to forget. The New Moon threesome (a.k.a. Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Robert Pattinson) crammed themselves on to the...
Another lukewarm ‘New Moon’ overhyped preview
Vampires running fast. Violence. Bella dramatically turning around. Groundbreaking. And is it me or did it look like Taylor Lautner was wearing a bit of rouge in that clip?
‘Twilight: Eclipse’ photo is not that serious
Twilight: New Moon hasn’t even come out and websites are already posting pictures from Eclipse, the third installment of the soon-to-be fatigued vampire tween saga – and the picture they put in People magazine is the most boring piece of bullcorn I have seen: Really? People are hyping up this movie with a picture of...
My ‘New Moon’ excitement goes to ‘another level’
I can’t help myself. I know I just did a post about New Moon and how it is going to be “edgier,” but I feel my inner tween breaking out of my skin like a bad case of Hannah Montana gums. I realize that I am behind on New Moon news, but I just saw...
‘New Moon’ re-cover or Harlequin romance novel?
The warm loving embrace. The smoldering eyes. The vampire in the moon. This re-cover is the cheesiest thing ever – and I love it. I wonder if they changed the text of the novel to match the Harlequin romance vibe this cover is sending out. I wonder if Bella says stuff like, “Jacob’s warm manhood...
Pattinson is an in-vogue vampire in ‘Twilight’
Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight It’s been two hours since Robert Pattinson landed in San Francisco. Dressed in a no-fuss pair of jeans and an opened button down short-sleeve shirt layered on top of a plain T-shirt, he’s waiting in a huge conference room at the Ritz Carlton. As he sips on some...
