I have come to the conclusion that Greta Gerwig is the exact midpoint between Zooey Deschanelopolis and Chloe Sevignyville. The thing with Greta is that she is really nothing spectacular — and I am saying that in the most complimentary way. She’s not “adorkable” (*groan*) like Zooey. She’s approachable. She’s not severely intense like Chloe....