Movie Face Off: ‘Thor’ vs. ‘Something Borrowed’
Chris Hemsworth wields his hammer in Thor and Ginnifer Goodwin wields her heart in Something Borrowed. Thor and Something Borrowed open in theaters today and you will be probably be racking your brain about what to watch this weekend — because it is that important. When making this crucial decision, you really need to survey...
Three Things That Require Your Attention: ‘The Voice,’ ‘Hesher,’ and Michael Scott’s Farewell
I really could care less about the actual Royal Wedding — but I do care about adding a Kate/William commemorative plate to my collection. Nonetheless, here are a couple of things that I do care about — and you should to: The Voice: Question — Who in the hell needs another vocal competition show? Answer–...
‘No Strings Attached’ is a Hot and Boring One Night Stand
My first reaction to No Strings Attached was “I liked this movie when it was called Love and Other Drugs.” I thought that was a good insult. I thought it was so good that I gave myself a high-five followed by a scathing, declarative “BURN!” I wasn’t right. It was just as entertaining, if not...
Awkward Red Carpet Pictures from the 2011 Golden Globes
Whether it’s a painful or constipated look, we’ve got you covered on the Awkward Golden Globes Red Carpet pics. Enjoy. Images courtesy of the Associated Press
‘Your Highness’ Brings Back Fantasy Foolery
Combining lewd comedy with the medieval fantasy world — it’s a match made in heaven. Directed by Pineapple Express homeboy David Gordon Green Your Highness stars a wondrous cast of high-wattage humor including Danny McBride, James Franco, Justin Theroux and Natalie Portman (yes, despite her turn as a psycho-obsessed Black Swan — the homegirl can...
Geist Infection: Psycho and ‘Edgy’ Ballerinas
With the impending release of “Black Swan”, Darren Aronofsky‘s mindfuck of a movie that people are calling “brilliant” and Kanye West‘s epic “Runaway” music video — the ballerinas are quite (zeit)-geisty. Natalie Portman in “Black Swan” (a.k.a. the movie where she has a hot and heavy girl-on-girl scene with Mila Kunis …and don’t forget the...
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Make For Some Crazy Ballerina Bitches
I love Natalie Portman. I love Mila Kunis. I love Darren Aronofsky. I love ballerinas. I love psycho/stalker girls with lesbian undertones. I love girl on girl action. I love girl fights.I love mysterious scars. I love swans. That’s some crazy shit right there. I can’t wait.
‘Brothers’ is a VERY attractive family drama
Sam Cahill (Tobey Maguire, left), gets consoled by his attractive wife, Grace (Natalie Portman) in ‘Brothers’. (Alliance Films) In Brothers we see Natalie Portman play Grace Cahill, a loving, dedicated housewife who can cook a mean casserole and raise two girls with maternal and respecting authority. Throughout the movie, people are constantly telling her how...
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A Finer Week for 60-year-old editrixes, the Yankees and Ted Danson
- Anna Wintour turns 60 and the fashion world sucks up to her even more. - Mad Men on Sunday nights gives me reason to live. - …that and Ted Danson as the stoned and delusional editor George Christopher in Bored to Death. - …perhaps Danson was stoned in real-life when he signed up for...


